Our favorite parenting tweets from this past week, many from local moms and dads:
Alarm down the street woke my 3-year old up at 4:30am. Should be a fun day.
— Kevin Meyers (@kevinmeyers) June 23, 2014
Chicken nugget dinner all the way kid.
— Christine Coppa (@ChrissyCOP80) June 23, 2014
Just dropped my kids off at a fun new day camp. So why do I feel like I just ripped them out of my womb?
— StefanieWilderTaylor (@SWilderTaylor) June 23, 2014
Hell hath no fury like a 4 year old whose sandwich has been cut into squares when he wanted triangles.
— Lurk @ Home Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) June 23, 2014
Sting says he isn’t leaving any of his money to his children. Even worse, he’s not even leaving them a last name.
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) June 24, 2014
Little Dude: “Mommy, do you know who my new BFF is? Me: “No, who? Little Dude: “You. Even when you’re dead.” — devon corneal (@dcorneal) June 24, 2014
I forced laziness on my kids this week. After a few long, lazy, boring days of summer they’ll appreciate camp next week. I know I will! — Allison Hart (@motherhoodwtf) June 27, 2014
Every time my kids want Nutella I gain five pounds. — John Willey (@DaddysinCharge) June 26, 2014
“If you are in the house, you have to help me clean.” Tell me again how kids don’t play outside all day like we used to? — Brian Sargent (@awrightbrian) June 27, 2014