For $700 a Month, We’ll Sing ‘Achy Breaky Heart’

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Well, it appears that Alison Meyer’s goose diapers may not be necessary after all. That was one proposed solution to the problems of goose poop at the Bloomfield Middle School and Brookside Park.
But the Star-Ledger reports today that the Bloomfield school board and township have decided to chip in together and pay $800 a month to Federal Goose Control of Flanders, NJ, which will *drumroll, please* bring in border collies to scare away the geese.
They’re also going to “addle” (which means shake) fertilized goose eggs to prevent new little Canada geese from hatching.

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  1. “They’re also going to ‘addle’ (which means shake) fertilized goose eggs to prevent new little Canadian geese from hatching.”
    Why don’t they “scramble” them?
    Or better yet, send them to Cat Morris, and she can make an omelet!
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