Ours, Too

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Time for complete truthiness: the Barista turns 50 today. She received this sonnet from Mista Barista, which she shares with the assembled. Happy Birthday Jesus and me too. Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukah, and Kwanzaa the night away.

Sonnet for a Half Century

Fifty’s the new thirty
Thirty’s the new ten
Prozac’s the new 420
Feng shui is the new zen

Rattled’s the new Potter
Grand Forks the new Duluth
Gluetrap’s the new flyswatter
Fiction’s the new truth

Podcast’s the new radio
Baghdad’s the new Saigon
Wireless the new ‘Wired’
Brunette is the new blon

Carpe Diem, seize the day
Nothing old can stay.

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19 COMMENTS

  1. Happy Birthday Debbie!
    Now you get to forget how old you are…or have to subtract the year you were born from the current one and wonder – am I that old!

  2. Happy birthday Deb! I turned 50 this summer. It ain’t so bad. I’ve been playing ‘Born in the 50’s’ by the Clash on my ipod….

  3. Upon meeting you last week, I’d have guessed at least 13 years younger. Have a grand birthday. And remember that “It’s never too late to have a happy childhood.”

  4. Happy belated birthday, Debbie! Having passed the big 5-Oh a couple of years ago I can attest that it’s just fine. I found 40 much more depressing! By the time you reach 50 you know who you are and are proud of it! Have a wonderful holiday and a great year!

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