Write Your Own Caption Contest #867

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This temporary air-conditioning unit at Bank of America in Glen Ridge looks like vaguely sinister. What do you think it would do if the tellers turned their backs for a minute?

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29 COMMENTS

  1. The updated ATM machines. Just open your wallet or purse and approach the machine (deposits only).

  2. No Debbie, not at all sinister! You just wait. It’s a hot flashing women’s dream come true. Blow, blow, blow in my direction.

  3. It’s a whistle machine. You know how to whistle, don’t you?
    Now, you don’t have to know how to whistle.
    You should see its mother.

  4. There once was a robot named Temp-O,
    Who cooled down the bank with much hassle.
    He said with a curse:
    “Things just couldn’t be worse!
    Why do have I have to chill with these _______!”

  5. Unfortunately, Anthony Weiner discovered that yet another inappropriate picture had been Tweeted using his account.

  6. OK, now as the cough medicine kicks in, I look at this photo and think there should be some gold tassels hanging from each one of those… those… ummm…

  7. It’s Georgette hosting a party….do not put your fork down or it will be gone in a flash!

  8. “With all of the technological advances lately, you’d think we could devise a more discrete solution for nursing mothers.”

  9. Dagnabit!! Ever since I saw this picture last night I’ve had this stupid song in my head.

    “Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto Mata o hima de,
    Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto Himitsu wo shiri tai,

    You’re wondering who I am, (Secret secret, I’ve got a secret)
    Machine or mannequin, (Secret secret, I’ve got a secret)
    With parts made in Japan, (Secret secret, I’ve got a secret)
    I am the modern man,

    I’ve got a secret I’ve been hiding under my skin,
    My heart is human, my blood is boiling, my brain IBM,
    So if you see me acting strangely, don’t be surprised,
    I’m just a man who needed someone and somewhere to hide,
    To keep me alive, just keep me alive,
    Somewhere to hide to keep me alive,

    I’m not a robot without emotions, I’m not what you see,
    I’ve come to help you with your problems so we can be free,
    I’m not a hero, I’m not a savior, forget what you know,
    I’m just a man who’s circumstances went beyond his control,
    Beyond my control, We all need control,
    I need control, We all need control,

    I am the modern man, (Secret secret, I’ve got a secret)
    Who hides behind a mask, (Secret secret, I’ve got a secret)
    So no one else can see, (Secret secret, I’ve got a secret)
    My true identity,

    Domo arigato, Mr, Roboto,
    Domo, Domo,
    Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
    Domo, Domo,
    Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto,
    Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto,
    Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto,
    Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto,
    (Thank you very much oh Mr. Roboto
    For doing the jobs that nobody wants to)
    Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto,
    (And thank you very much oh Mr. Roboto,
    For helping me escape just when I needed to)
    Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto,
    (Thank you thank you thank you)
    Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto,
    (I wanna thank you)
    Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto,
    (Please thank you)

    The problem’s plain to see,
    Too much technology,
    Machines to save our lives,
    Machines de-humanize,

    The time has come at last, (Secret secret, I’ve got a secret)
    To throw away this mask, (Secret secret, I’ve got a secret)
    Now everyone can see, (Secret secret, I’ve got a secret)
    My true identity,

    I’m Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy…”

    I’m passing it on.

  10. Give me all your money, earthling, and take me to your leader’s wife! Mars needs women!

  11. “We are udderly dedicated to milking you, the depositor, for all you’re worth.
    PS, Sign up now and lock in 29.99% APR on your credit card. Hurry while supplies last.”

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