Here are our favorite parenting tweets from this past week, many from local moms and dads:
How would you know if your kid. is possessed by Satan or merely a typical 3 year old? Impossible.
— Steel Away the Night (@SteelFontana) September 2, 2013
Is there an award for breaking a bone on your first day of school? Because I know a young lady who has earned it!
— Brian Sargent (@awrightbrian) September 4, 2013
One of our 12 TV remotes has been missing for about a week. The baby just found it in that drawer under the oven. Naturally.
— Raising Wild Things (@rsngwildthings) September 5, 2013
My middle child, my 5yr old daughter, is snuggling in my lap & just asked, “Can I cuddle with u forever?” My simple, honest response,”Yes.”
— Michael Muhney (@michaelmuhney) September 6, 2013
Let’s be real. 4yo soccer is about t-shirt color and quality of snacks.
— Sandy Rustin (@SandyRustin) September 7, 2013
Adults, I don’t know what your life was like before kids but whoever told you that Saturdays are for resting, lied.
— Honest Toddler (@HonestToddler) September 7, 2013
Really feeling for past generations of parents who didn’t have smart phones to pass the time at soccer games.
— Scary Mommy (@ScaryMommy) September 7, 2013
Don’t look now but the 2 kids who are usually at each other’s throats are working cooperatively. Shhh…back away very slowly.
— Beth Keklak (@BethKeklak) September 8, 2013