Our favorite parenting tweets from this past week, many from local moms and dads:
When I was a kid, my mom’s April Fool’s joke was always that it is a snow day. This year that wouldn’t even be funny.
— PhD in Parenting (@phdinparenting) March 31, 2014
Never are the differences between what I think is funny and what my kids think is funny more clear than on #AprilFoolsDay
— Anna Sandler (@Anna_Sandler) April 1, 2014
Kids running, dog barking, burgers on the grill. AND it’s after 7:15pm! Thank God it’s spring. #byewinter!
— Race Taylor (@RaceTaylor) April 2, 2014
Yesterday, my daughter decided to show me how strong her little brother is by jumping on his back and knocking him down.
— Carolyn Edgar (@carolynedgar) April 3, 2014
Making the same decision with my wife for our little guy. Greats Tours so not an easy choice RT https://t.co/xD1se75GhU
— Brendan Gill (@BrendanWGill) April 3, 2014
Taking kids tonite to see their daddy sing at Carnegie Hall. Apologies in advance if at 10pm the theatre starts resounding w/4yr old whining
— Dagmara Dominczyk (@DagDom17) April 3, 2014
Today’s alarm clock was my 5 year old whispering in my ear: “Mama, does 4 plus 3 equal 7? Mama? Does it? Mama?” #MorningMath
— Kristin Wald (@kdwald) April 4, 2014
Biggest mystery in life… How a kid knows to wake up early on the weekend but has to be pried out of bed for school during the week.
— John Willey (@DaddysinCharge) April 5, 2014
I just heard seven words no dude ever wants to hear from his toddler: “I have poop in my hair, Daddy.” #pottytrainingsucks
— Doyin Richards (@daddydoinwork) April 5, 2014
I bet the real reason no one wanted to adopt Annie before Daddy Warbucks came along was that she was always breaking into song.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) April 5, 2014