Beware Falling Branches

There's a wind advisory in effect today. STRONG LOW PRESSURE WILL RAPIDLY INTENSIFY TODAY AS IT MOVES NORTHEASTWARD INTO THE CANADIAN MARITIMES. THE PRESSURE GRADIENT BETWEEN THIS STRONG LOW AND...

Another Paris Pic

Local paparazzo Erika Bleiberg consoled herself after the presidential election by taking pictures of her temporary neighbor, Paris Hilton.

Third Time’s a Charm

This has landed in our e-mail box three times today. No doubt the citizens of Baristaville would top the list, if we counted such things.

Et Tu, Glen Ridge?

Guess the newest flu lottery copycat. Registration for the lottery will start next Monday, Nov. 8, 2004,and run all week at the Glen Ridge Community Center, 228 Ridgewood Ave., from...

Something’s Wrong, Dagnamit!

A thorough statistical analysis of the voting patterns in Baristaville suggests that most of you will like this. Via Tom.

Kennon Concedes to Mosier

Now it's really, really, really over. This message appeared on the Montclair Unmoderated message board in the wee hours this morning from Jerry Mosier, who'd entered into an election...

Alaska: Better Than a Poke in the Eye with a Sharp Stick

The state of Alaska just got a lovely thank-you note from Montclair resident Lawrence Rosenshein, who visited recently. In addition to the state's natural beauty and hospitality, Rosenshein said,...

Copycats

Bayonne has just joined the list of towns in New Jersey that have copied Bloomfield by setting up a flu-shot lottery. The others are: Woodbridge, Manalapan, Hamilton and Plainsboro.